Here's some nice jokes to put your heavy thoughts down, give a little laugh and lighten your mind. Enjoy~~!

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her some place expensive... So, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion. I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And that's when the fight started....

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I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started....

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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
And that's when the fight started....

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I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.
Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday
And that's when the fight started....

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A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.
Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.
The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man 'Holy crap! That must be my husband!'
So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'
The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'
And that's when the fight started....

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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'
And that's when the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
And that's when the fight started....

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My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started....

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Chinese New Year 2009

First of all, a happy chinese new year to everyone of my friends and relatives! It’s been a short year for 2008, guessed lots of problems turned up for the world but I believed that times now shall have the economy prevail!

New year eve was great as mummy made lots of nice food, including pig stomach soup and fried noodles. The soup is great and rejuvenating! Anyway anything mummy cook will taste great ^^

Although I din do much to prep for this chinese new year, I still managed to give mummy and daddy a gift of ang bao. It’s not much but to me, I felt fulfilled as I see their faces of pride, for raising me up I guess. Haha, maybe..

Dunno if what I asked bro to do is right or wrong, having him to fight for OCS and now seeing him suffer that much. All the insect bites he got from Brunei training and wounds from daily activities at Nee Soon… His commanders may have been to harsh to them, I suppose, since he said that the previous training school is not as tough as current. I hope he can pull through and become better. Jia you didi!

As for me, assignment deadline is drawing close and I am still working on it. Have been slacking for quite some time but I believe with my effort, I will be able to make it. Just dun wanna give up after coming this far. Although I am not a clever person, I have to make up with effort. I hope my friends who are striving hard does the same as well! Jia you to Junyu, Ivy, Jing Wen and the rest! ^^

Last but not least, enjoy the chinese new year!! Woooh~~

Late~~~ New Year Resolution

Has not been as active as before, will just do a little update..

My studies is quite poor, so gotta buck up from now onwards. Work will be getting more packed as well as we will be doing more projects soon. Good thing for me is I can learn more stuff, I take it as a learning journey rather than plain work work…

So many assignments and yet so little time, I presume? February need to hand in 2!! assignments, 1 of which is group assignment.

I think what I need to improve is to revise early and not repeating last sem’s mistakes. I do hope I can achieve better grades.. That’s the first resolution.

Dunno considered resolution or not, I do wanna refurnish my room and make it more conducive, best is have air-con, study table and a change of bed~~ ^^

That’s it for now, really am sleepy now.. All the best to my frens out there and I hope I can meet up with you all soon but time is just not that enuf……

Hope I can get a good job after I graduate 2 years from now, and find a good place to fix a dream home~~ Haha

Concept from freshome~~

Didi’s back!!

Yeah, today wake up early to go fetch didi, actually I didn’t sleep much cos was having stomachache thru the night… Nevertheless, didi more impt den slp ^^

He is supposed to arrive at 0730, I reach 0735 – 0740 but he’s still at the customs, so wait for him outside. Haha, cos one thing I wanna get is Chivas Regal 18 years!! And perfume~~ So now got 2 different perfume to use, one from Davidoff and the other, which didi got today, CK de..

When we got back, rest for quite awhile before having Ketchup Chicken for lunch and also prepared Birthday cake for 4th aunt.

The ketchup chicken is really yummy, can taste all the efforts by 4th aunt. Haha, I’m really fortunate! XD

Some nice photos:

  

The beautiful chocolate cake, a bit ruined by me when I bought it back, my bad…

 

The chocolate roses on it is really lovely, whoever made this is such a skilful person, respect!

I shall treasure whatever I have now and work hard for my future! The road to success is never an easy task, I shall prevail! ^^

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This entry from my fren's blog is quite meaningful, learn how to treasure what's in front of you so that you wun regret it...

人啊~往往不自觉中选择忽略~

忘了去把握拥有的那刻~~

有谁会懂得去珍惜~

‘珍惜’两字~

相当熟悉的字眼~

如何让人去认识珍惜~~

珍惜。。。。。

在生命中的每一天~

不错过该有的机会~~

该点头的时候请别摇头~~~[因为倔强是人的天性]。。。

在生活中，

每个人扮演的角色是一样的~

只是在不同的场合，不一样的相处方式，

去表达自己的宽怀与爱而已~~~~~

~~当你需要爱时请大声地告诉你的爱~~