偷情故事四：

一個女人正躺在床上和他的情夫嘿休嘿休的時候，突然聽到丈夫開門進屋的聲音。「快！站在那角落?堣ㄜn動！」她趕緊將他全身擦滿嬰兒用油，再洒滿石灰粉，她輕聲的告訴他「站著不要動，你就裝著是一個石膏像。」她丈夫進到房間?堮氶A指著角落?堛漯F西「那是什麼？」 他太太冷靜的回說「喔！只是個石膏像。蔡家的臥房?堣]有一個，我覺得蠻漂亮的，所以我也弄一個回家擺設擺設。」夫妻倆自此直到倆人上床睡覺都不再談起石膏像的事。清晨二點左右，丈夫起床到廚房吃東西，回房時，手?堮陬菑@個三明治，一盃牛奶，遞給那個石膏像說：「拿去，吃點東西吧！不要像我，在蔡家站了三天，連一口水都沒得喝。」偷情故事五： 一個驗屍官有天工作到很晚，他的工作通常是要在死人的屍體送去埋葬或焚化之前做詳細的檢查。當他在檢 查王 先生的屍體時，他很驚奇的發現， 王 先生的那個東西是他生平所見最長、最大的一具。 「 王 先生，實在很抱歉！我不能就這樣的把你送去火化。你那只那麼特別的東西必須為後代子孫留下來。」於是驗屍官就用他的解剖刀將那陽具割下。驗屍官將它包好放進皮包中帶回家，第一個展現給看的人是他老婆。「老婆，我給你看一個你絕對無法相信的東西！」 他把皮包打開，把那個東西拿出來，他老婆一看就大叫「天呀！ 王 先生死了！」

偷情故事三：

老鄭躺在病床上奄奄一息，他老婆小禪坐在床邊，抓著他的手淚流滿面，口中念念有詞的禱告。老鄭睜開疲弱的眼睛看著小禪，張開蒼白的嘴唇輕聲的說 「親愛的小禪，…」 小禪喔著他的嘴「你累了！靜靜的睡吧，乖，不要說話！」老鄭很無力的說：「但是，我有事情一定要跟你表白！」「沒什麼好表白的了！你累了，還是好好睡覺吧！」小禪啜泣的說。「不！不！不！我一定要表白，我要很和平的死去。我曾經睡過你的妹妹、你最好的朋友、你最好的朋友的朋友。」 小禪輕輕的啜泣著：「我知道，這就是為什麼我要對你下毒！」

偷情故事二：

有位女孩對爸爸說，她喜歡對面的帥哥，結果她爸爸小聲的對她說，「那是你同父異母的哥哥，你們只能做做普通的朋友。」幾個月後，女孩又對爸爸說，喜歡上了巷口那家的帥哥 ...... 她爸爸又對她說，「那是你另一個同父異母的哥哥，你們也只能做做普通的朋友，千萬別對妳媽說。」可是女孩還是哭著對媽媽說了，她媽媽安慰她說：「妳愛嫁誰就嫁誰，妳根本就不是妳爸爸的女兒！」

偷情故事一：

有一對中年夫婦，育有二個非常美麗的女兒，但是他們一直響往著生個兒子。

他們終於決定做最後的嘗試，經過幾個月的努力，皇天不負苦心人，這位太太懷孕了，九個月之後，生下了一個健康的小男孩。

這位快樂的爸爸沖到育嬰室要去看他新生的兒子，卻被他所看到的嚇壞了，他的兒子竟然是他生平所見最醜的嬰兒。

他跑去見他老婆並告訴她，他絕對不可能是這個嬰兒的父親，並且很凶惡的責問他老婆：「你是不是背著我偷漢子？」

他老婆很甜蜜的對他笑著說：「這一次沒有。」

I never knew that making Bah Kut Teh can be this easy. Below is the recipe from my god-ma.

Enjoy.

Teochew Bak Kut Teh

Ingredients:

Pork Ribs 500 grams
Water 1.8 Liters
Garlic 15 cloves (Do not peel the individual cloves)
Dark Soya Sauce ½ Tablespoon
Light Soya Sauce ½ Tablespoon
Cinnamon 1 stick (2 inches long)
Star Aniseed 1 piece
Pepper (Whole) ¾ Tablespoons

The Making:

1. Preparation of the pork ribs:

Wash the marrow of the ribs using a chopstick as to ensure soup will not contain taste of blood.

2. Put the washed ribs into the water.

3. Add in the garlic, soya sauce[1], pepper, cinnamon and star aniseed.

4. Boil the dish over medium heat for around 35 – 40 minutes.

5. Add minimal salt to taste.

6. Ready to serve.

[1] For Hokkien style, replace ½ tablespoon light sauce to dark sauce of the same amount.

It's been quite a while since I last went for swimming. Today the weather is good and the sun is just nice, just feel like having a dip inside the pool and relax. So I cycled on my "cui" bicycle (LOL) to the neighbourhood pool at around 10 plus for swimming. I swam for some time until it got too crowded and I din feel like continuing.

Just got out of the pool and went for shower before going to Anchorpoint to get some Baguettes from Four Leaves for curry tonight. Haven try Baguette from this bakery before, so tonight will have a good answer whether it's good or not.

Anchorpoint has changed a lot since the last time I have been there, it's got a very nicely renovated cafe (tcc), Times, banquet food court and many boutiques to choose from. The entire feeling that the renovation gives me a soothing thought that make me feel that I would go there again, maybe to pick up a book from Times or to enjoy a meal with my family at its Jack's Place, or even some coffee and dessert with a couple of friends.

Too bad I din take any photographs, or else you ppl out there can enjoy the same thought I felt earlier. ^^

Cheers and enjoy ur day~~!

It's been around 6 months since I started work at Ameron. My understanding of the basic job scope is alright but project-wise, I will still need guidance of Sriram.

Having to work for quite some time, getting work done requires good co-ordination and positive attitude. The first basic thing is the passion or the interest towards your job. So if you feel you don't like what you are doing now, no point staying back. Coz you wun be happy working under those situations.

Just bought a nice long sleeve shirt from BHG's Crocodile section. I feel that Crocodile has nice designs and fabric material. So I will continue to support this brand, and no more G2000!! I hope, haha.

Tomorrow morning will be bz bz.. Hope can get some time to do reading on the information available essential for report and project.

Aiks... Christoph has gone back to Germany to study, not before a week of fun in Japan.

He's a great guy and a very nice and entertaining friend. Like a lot of other friends, he taught me a great deal of things and how I should be living my life. Thanks to him, I know what I want more.

I would wan to plan a trip to visit him in the future when my work settled down. ^^,

Cheers Christoph!

After work, went out with Alexander and Kenny to have a meal at Tiong Bahru. The food was okay okay~~ We chatted for a while before heading for Suntec to meet two other friends, Edison and Jerry. At first I asked a lot to come out but a lot last min pang seh us.. Piff!! LOL..

Man they were very late... Somemore they din drop at Suntec, then we gotta walk back to CityLink to meet them at the TCC.

Luckily I get to drink nice coffee there, really soothes my mind and body, ahaha..

We talk cock for some time till Peter came to find us, he din take his food coz he find food at TCC wun make it, so he just had a cold coffee, forgot wat the name was.. But I took one more drink, some fizzy drink apple-flavoured, taste quite nice and chilling~~

After entering work life, things seems to stop flowing. So, we must have more hangout more often so I can mix around with u guys ^^,

Going to a BBQ soon with colleagues soon, yea!!

爱情三部曲之第一部－美丽的懈后

学院开学的第一天，也是我人生的转捩点。那天风很凉，天气晴朗。在人群中我遇见了你。阳光仿佛象舞台的灯光照耀着你。灰色的上衣，天蓝色的牛仔裤，吸引了我的注意。天啊！怎么有人长的那么象明星啊！你就从我身边擦肩而过。

从那天起，我就一直坐在窗边等你经过。因为这时我可以放胆看着你，而你看不到我。在餐厅时，我故意坐在你背后偷听你和朋友的对话。

放学后，总爱留下来看你打球。你的一举一动举手投足总是吸引许多爱慕的眼光，而你却不在意。只管在阳光下挥洒你的汗水，而我就只有在树荫下为你欢呼喝采。

我不渴望引起你注意只希望每天都能看到你，那怕只是一秒钟。

一个月过后，教室搬了，在二楼很难看到你了。这天感觉好闷，拉开窗透透气。没想到当时你往上一看，对着我笑了。好可怕喔！呆了一下，感觉时间停顿，可以听到可怕的心跳声。怎么办？一时之间不知该怎么办。我豁出去了说“你打篮球好棒，加油！”你就眨眨眼做了OK 的手势，并叫我下午来为他加油打气。

天啊～！我在作梦吗？

那天你还对我说“每颗球是为你进的～！”。

和你平水相逢，我凭什么值得你那么做？ 我也不管了，就喊破嗓子也要为你加油。结果，你那队得了冠军～！ 还把奖牌送给了我。

之后，我们的故事就开始了。


爱情三部曲之第二部－甜蜜回亿

和你在一起的一个星期后, 你病了。看到你憔悴的模样好心疼, 自己亲自下厨煮了粥给你。看着你小心翼翼的将它喝完觉得好欣慰哦。这是我生平第一次那么照顾人哎。

接下来的日子，我每天准时坐在电话旁等你来电。有时你故意慢点打来, 想看我慌张的担心你出事的样子 。

每天早上都可以看到一封信在我桌上细述着你每一天的感觉。有时我会打电话给你, 然后透过电话弹琴给你听。睡觉前必须听听你的声音才能入睡。不久, 我们是学院最令人羡慕的一对。

但，也有人不看好我们的感情。

我也知道在你心中的某个角落还有别人的影子。她是你第一个爱上的人。

可是每当在你的怀里时, 之前的猜疑都抛到九霄云外了。一瞬间，我可以放弃全世界换来这一刻。

你的体温仍然记得, 你在我耳边的轻声细语仿佛还在重复着。

还记得“ETERNAL FLAME”吗？这是我们的主题曲, 我们常听的歌。在一起有好多说不完的回忆。

有时爱抢吃同一个冰淇淋弄得脏兮兮的。喝完汽水后比谁的打嗝声比较大。一起一对一斗牛。一起看情侣戒指。一起看电影。一起逛街。 还有好多个一起。

我是世界上最幸福的人了～！！！


爱情三部曲之第三部－肝肠寸断

美好的爱情, 到底要用什么防腐剂才能让它永远完美呢？ 半年的感情终于要终点了。不再接到你的电话。不再收到你的信。

你告诉我你没安全感, 觉得自卑。

到底是什么原因让你有这种感觉？

我放弃了钢琴和小提琴, 甚至放弃了学业。朋友说我傻。对～！我是傻！看到你开始沉迷网络了。也常和同一个名字的女生聊天, 把我冷落了。在生日的那天想和你庆祝, 但你无视于我的存在。

心好乱, 我不说一句话就往大门走了。你从背后跑来, 抱着我。一句 “对不起”。我流泪了。这时我才知道电影中所谓的心痛不是痛。而是像血液在胸凝固成冰一样, 像一把冰剑从你的胸前穿过你的背髓一样。

闭上眼, 甩开你的手, 头也不回的。走了。我不想挽回受伤的爱情, 因为它会变得很丑陋。今年的生日由眼泪与我庆祝。你的戒指。。。还你。。。 你写的信。。。还你。。。 你的爱。。。我丢失了。。。你我的回忆。。。我好好收起。。。 这条路是我选的。。。我从没后悔。。。如果给我机会删除记忆的某个部分。。。我会选择全部保留。。。

谢谢你让我更坚强。。。让我学会珍惜。。。让我学会包容而不是怨恨。。。曾经爱过的人儿啊。。。你过得好吗？ 太太和孩子们还好吗？。。。 祝你幸福美满。。。。

Shagged man!!! Today went to play street soccer tournament organized by our company. I was doing goal keeping but that doesn't mean it was easy. In fact, I feel a lot of stress doing goal keeping. Always wanna do my best, just that my body doesn't allow so..

Nevertheless, we enjoyed the game even though we finished 2nd from the bottom, we also got best in fair play, wonder how we got it in the first place. Managed to grab 30 dollars worth of prize money. Haha.

Then, we went to Tiong Bahru to have chicken mee, treated by my senior using the money we won from the game. The noodles is very nice and have a good cantonese taste, as said by my senior. I do feel it's nice, just that it's a bit salty. Nice food anyway ^^

After lunch, I was knocked out till dinner. This is a sign telling me I haven been doing regular jogs and other exercises. Gotta start a routined exercise or else I will suffer during reservice.

As for work, I am receiving good feedback from my colleagues, pushing me to do even better in the future. Actually I do have to report to a supervisor before my manager, just that they haven hire the right one for it, since this person gotta be very experienced and capable of performance in the company.

Onwards for me~~! Hell ya! LOL.. Wanna go dip in pool soon~~!

The whole of today we were attending a course, Impromptu Reporting. For some of the topics covered it's not easy to absorb them all in, have to listen and understand more attentively tomorrow.

Wanted to go for a swim and relax at the pool today but it rained, and my mood is entirely dampened by the weather. Perhaps on weekend I can have myself dipped in the pool for quite sometime and wash my tireness away. ^^

I still have not finished fixing my model, last week I wanted to do it but had to work on Saturday, so the only rest day is Sunday. I spent the day reading my comic and it's really such a short weekend last week. I wanna get it going this weekend, hopefully.

Yesterday, my colleague talked to me about him working in the company for 11 years already and he feels that he has got no life while working there, true. Only work and rest for the time he has been in the company. Now I think about it, it is still an uncertain subject to say but I will try to find time for other stuffs and upgrade myself.

The following is a nice quote:

A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are.

Today is just experimenting with the resins and meeting with engineer from head company and get to learn what they do in Holland. Then in the evening supposed to witness winding process but due to machine failure, I din get to see it. Not for tomorrow and the day after, cos' got some course going on.

I start to fear for what I have been doing is it related to other jobs out in the field? If I get unemployed, I dunno what will happen. Future so hard to tell, for now I wanna pray that my application for studies would be a success and to work hard on it and get stable in my work. If not, I dunno what to do also.

Getting into this company is rather lucky, since the last time when I get interviewed for work, the reason they reject me would be most likely because of my colour deficiency but the engineering manager did not do so, instead he took me in. I feel grateful and given such an opportunity to learn and gain a career foothold would be great.

For now, I am assistant to the process engineer, Sriram. He's a nice guy and says that I am a process engineer myself as well, I do not agree as I have too much that I still need a lot of guidance. So, actually it's too early to tell but I sometimes can't stop myself from feeling helpless at times. Indeed I will work hard for this career, and I do hope it's a two-way thing, that there is return for my effort (I put in some, I don't count myself very capable but I will continue to work hard).

I wish for a smooth sailing trip for my career.

I am actually an old fashioned guy who thinks that if I would ever meet the right one, she will be the one whom I will be with forever, or at least till I go into eternal sleep. Haha. That's what most will do when they sees this, perhaps.

Timing is the key. For now ahead what I see is to learn and gather the experiences necessary for work and building a career. With a degree, I think it will be better to set a view of things that I wanna do, maybe even finding a job that can send me overseas to learn things. I would certainly want to see the world, from a good view.

My manager has given me a nice sign and I am converted a permanent staff in only 4 months instead of 6. I am very happy and will continue to work hard. Haha.. ^^

Most of my friends are already attached, sometimes it makes me think that there's sth wrong with me, lol.. Good to see them so lovey-dovey, feeling warmth coming from them sure makes me feel nice, hope to feel the same too. I am really glad to see that my friends are happy and blissful. Doesn't matter if I don't have time to go out with them, I will be glad enough to see that they are happy.

The important thing is not to get into a relationship just because I want one, but because that I can't live without the one.

All the best to my friends out there~~! ^^

Cheers~

Come to think again, papa and mama have already been slogging their lives for very long time and if possible, I want them to live a good life. So, if god exists, please let them live a very long life so that I will be able to take care of them. All the rest can wait. Still the same thing, family's the most impt.

I have watched a pretty good drama recommended by a pretty nice friend (pretty and nice, haha), Si Yun.

It's 1 litre of tears. Rather than crying for Kidou Aya, I am proud of her that she managed to live her life so bravely. I hope that in days, months or even years to come, I'll be able to find what I am actually searching for, for now I really have no clue, just randomly playing my jigsaw puzzle without a starting point. Nevertheless, I am actually placing the pieces together which may in the end lead to the complete puzzle. Why a long way? You may ask me. There is no right or wrong for taking a shorter or a longer path, since it's down to the individual to decide what is necessary for them. Is it the goal in the end that you are seeking for, the path which you passed that makes it meaningful, or it's both that brings you experiences and achievement? I don't wanna comment about it, every individual is special and thinks differently.

The meaning I received from this story is that no one should think that god is unfair to them, it might just be a blessing in disguise. For this case, Aya understood that the people around her are true to her and it makes me feel good for her even though she had to leave this world at such a young age.

Thank you for the nice story, for I truly appreciate it, and I believe in every single small detail in my life that will make me a different person, truly a better one each time.

Dunno how come today I suddenly feel so lonely..

Yesterday was a really great day for me, since I got permanent job status and a little increment but I don't feel really happy about it.

I guess the problem with me is that I am too impulsive (or should I say desperate) to have a relationship, that's why I scare girls away.. I don't really have high standards, since I am no standard at all to start with.

Mum says I should cope with work and studies first but I do feel that if the right one comes, I wanna put in my effort to love and care for her.

Argh.... My knee hurts... Always been like this these few days, how am I gonna play the company soccer match? =(

Things to achieve in years to come:
First step - to get a degree and to establish a career at the same time. (just try to do well for these, the rest will come into the picture)
Second step - haven really think of it yet but really wanna see more of the world, maybe in 3 years time.

One thing for sure, my pay not high, therefore to think about other things such as investments or even buying certain things will have to wait quite long. And I think that I am the type who spends on items that are not necessary in the first place. Wat to do, comic is one of my hobbies and I love to read them. Actually I spend more on food and other stuff, such as buying pc stuff or gaming accessories, and not using them for the right purposes.

What I really want in life?

Firstly, my interest is in the Engineering field, therefore goal in life will be closely related to my interest. First thing to do is to become a knowledgeable engineer in the working society. It's not easy and I am always easily distracted. Trying to keep in the course of where I am heading.

Next, family stuff.. Mum and Dad have worked well long enough and I guess someday I will eventually hold the responsibility to take care of them, financially I suppose, which is why I am concerned about how well or bad I am being paid.

The problem now is to settle for the semester bills when the application for studies eventually approved. Hope by then I can seek for partial loan from bank, that way wun be so shiong.

Good thing is I am going to be a permanent staff in this company and there will be a bit increment. Hopefully will be able to save more and pay off whatever is essential..

Worries, worries and more worries... That's me, thinking abt the future but in the end I feel more troubled abt it. Luckily I got my bro to support me when he graduate at the year of 2014, i suppose, after 2 yr national service and 4 yr uni study...

Down with cold and fever since yesterday, suffering in office yesterday with flu and was too tired from work even though I din do much work actually. Slept in the bus all the way till I reach Queenstown MRT stop. On the way home, I wanna go to the clinic yesterday already but it wasn't open. So have to go polyclinic today.

Went to the clinic at 0830 hrs, the waiting time is kind of long, only at 10 plus then can go. Took breakfast and medication and some rest, feeling better already. It's been a few years since I last go to the clinic, the clinic has been renovated and looks newer and tidier than its previous old look.

Nothing much to blog today, just rested in the day and so fast it's night again. 2 more days and I am off to 4th, 7th and 8th aunts' hse, feeling excited but haven change currency yet, will ask mum to help me with it since I nvr change currency before as often as her, she might be able to find good rates.

I dunno lar, just wanna update this blog once in a while, perhaps me too lazy liao...

Just changed from full time application to part time application for SIM studies, partly due to my 2 pals oso going to study part time too, dunno whether can go into same class or not. Maybe can get to know more frens if I am able to get in. Hopefully can know people from good company and intro me to their company scope so I can see whether the job scope is interesting or not.

Cannot buy my bike for now, school fees gonna cost me a bomb and it will all come from what I earn, not enuf for other commitments, sad to say that..

Process Engineering to me is somewhat challenging and hard if I wanna be a good one. Shows I am trying, not very hard I guess, haha.. Partly is cos there is too much for me to learn, as well as doing it. Perfection is not easy, that's the main reason.

Sriram, my lead engineer, is a good and patient supervisor, and hope that there is more that he will eventually impart to me, for he has much more knowledge and experience in this field than me. All the best if I can do well. Now that I have applied for studies, hope I can get in and be able to cope between work and studies.

Well, I will expect a lot more coming out of myself and if everything is smooth sailing, I would like to continue my career as an Engineer or in the engineering field. That's it for now, the planning is already in place, roads will be set, although rough, I will move on. ^^