Great song by Jacky Cheung =)

Sit back a little and laugh a lot =D

6 Small Things You Can Do When You Lack Discipline

One of the biggest problems people face is the lack of discipline — they have goals or habits they want to achieve, but lack that discipline needed to stick with it.

Then we beat ourselves up about it. We feel crappy because we can’t stick with it.

And that leads to more failure, because we’re forming a mindset that we don’t have the necessary discipline.

Here’s what to do when you face a situation like this:

1. Forgive yourself. You aren’t perfect. No one is. Realize that beating yourself up will only make things worse. Take a few slow, deep breaths and let it go. Forgive yourself. And move on.

2. Realize that discipline is an illusion. While discipline is a common concept, it doesn’t actually exist. It’s not a thing you can actually do. Think about it: people say discipline is pushing yourself to do something you don’t want to do. But how do you do that? What skill is required? There isn’t a skill — it’s just forcing yourself to do something you don’t want to do. And that requires … some kind of motivation. Without motivation, you won’t be able to force yourself to do anything. So motivation is the key concept — and this is something that’s real, that you can actually learn how to do.

3. Focus on motivation. What’s your motivation for pursuing the goal or habit? How will you sustain the motivation when you struggle? Have very strong motivations for doing something, and write them down. Commit publicly. When things get tough, remind yourself of your motivation. Focus on it. It’ll pull you along — that’s more powerful than trying to focus on the push of discipline.

4. Make it easy. Discipline is tough because whatever the task or habit you’re trying to do is tough. Instead, make it easy. Remove barriers. Having a hard time exercising? Make it ridiculously easy, by only exercising for 5 minutes. What use is exercising for 5 minutes? You’re creating the habit, not getting yourself into shape overnight. The 5 minutes of exercise will have only a tiny impact on your health, but it makes exercise super easy. If you can do that 30 days in a row, you now have an exercise habit. Hate waking up early to go to the gym? Do it at home. Do it during lunch or after work.

5. Focus on enjoyment. It’s hard to push yourself — to have discipline — when you hate doing something. So find something enjoyable about the activity. If you don’t look forward to exercise, find some good music, or a workout partner who you can have a nice conversation with, or a peaceful setting in nature that is just beautiful. And focus on that enjoyable aspect. Hate doing your paperwork? Find a peaceful sanctuary where you can do the paperwork and enjoy yourself. Maybe have a nice cup of tea or coffee, play some nice music. And focus on the enjoyment.

6. Repeat. You’ll almost inevitably slip up sometime, no matter how good you are. Unfortunately, people often take this to mean they don’t have discipline, and they just beat themselves up and give up. Well, it’s just a bump in the road. Get up, dust yourself off, and get going again. Start from Step 1 and start all over. - via

有兩個修女，一個是數學修女，另一個邏輯修女，現在已經快天黑了，但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。
以下簡稱數學.. 邏輯~

數學：妳有沒有注意到，後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有38分鐘30秒了，不知道他想要做什麼？
邏輯：合理的推斷，他想侵犯我們。
數學：天哪！在這樣的速度下，他會在15分鐘之內抓到我們的，我們該怎麼辦？
邏輯：唯一合理的方法當然是走快一點。
數學：但是在這樣的速度下，他再1分鐘就能抓到我們了。
邏輯：那，唯一合理的方法就是我們分開逃，妳走那邊，我走這邊，他不可能兩個都抓。
結果，那個男人選擇繼續跟蹤邏輯修女 ..........
數學修女平安地到達修道院，但很擔心邏輯修女會不會出事，然後就看到邏輯修女進了門口。
數學：邏輯修女...終於回來啦！感謝主！快告訴我發生什麼事了？
邏輯：他繼續跟蹤我後，發生了唯一合理的事情。
數學：什麼合理的事情？
邏輯：他抓到我了。
數學：天哪！那妳怎麼辦？

邏輯：我做了唯一合理的事，即把裙子拉起來。
數學：天哪，那，那個男人呢？
邏輯：他也做了唯一合理的事，把褲子拉了下去。
數學：我的天哪！那後來呢？

邏輯：結果當然也是很合理的。一個把裙子拉起來的修女，一定跑得比一個把褲子拉下去的男人快得多，妳說不是嗎？

剛才在亂想的你，趕快說兩聲：阿們！

Is this true for Sagittarius?

Perfect Partners: Aries, Leo
Nearly Perfect Partners: Libra, Aquarius
Like Minded Souls: Sagittarius
Opposites Youre Attracted To: Taurus, Cancer
Learn From Your Differences: Scorpio, Capricorn
Not Your Destiny: Virgo, Pisces
Astrological Hell: Gemini

射手座的点点滴滴

I chanced upon this portion of Sagittarius analysis over the web and decide to place in my blog. Quite a meaningful writeup, for those who don't mind reading long passages, please enjoy =)

樂觀與憂愁：

射手座人的內心不是外表看上去那麼樂觀的，因為喜歡看的遠，容易擔憂的事情也就多，在他們的字典裡，即使現在好，也不一定代表未來好，有時候 很多人覺得很好的一個工作或一個伴侶，他們很輕易的就會放棄掉，可能只是因為一個毫不起眼的小原因。所以，這樣的外在表現，就讓人們覺得他們不喜歡被某件 事情或某個人束縛住，追求自由的，沒有壓力的感覺。

現實：

常說射手座是追求夢想的人，但往往忽略了他們現實的一面，算計起來不會比處女座差哦，只是更高明更隱藏罷了。射手座人的夢想是必須建立在現實的基礎 上的，一般他們很少談及自己的夢想，而是實際的去做一些向夢想靠攏的事情。如果可以借巧力完成的事情，決不會多花一點工夫。所以有時候射手座也容易給人耍 小聰明的感覺。可是，不得不承認他們完成的還滿不錯。也許終其一生，他們都在考慮怎麼巧妙的做一些事情，花最少的精力去達到最好的效果。所以，很多射手座 看上去讓人們會覺得很懶，但是其實他們的大腦可沒有停下過思考現實的事情。

拒絕低俗：

幾乎所有的射手座內心都是驕傲的，其程度絕不亞於獅子座。只不過他們不會顯現在臉上，外在的表現總是隨和的，恰當的。可是內在有著極強的自尊 心，敏感也情緒化。因為射手座人心中是驕傲的，所以他們拒絕低俗，不喜歡任何俗氣的、粗魯的事或人。如果可以，他們希望一切有關的事物，都是優雅的、高尚 的，值得品味的。而真正能讓他們覺得值得交朋友或談戀愛的人是很少的，雖然表面上他們是很隨和的。

多情：

很多人說射手座多情，尤其是男性。其實在射手座人的心目中，對於愛情確實有理想化的傾向，和他們談戀愛，是一件高難度的事情。他們非常討厭俗氣的 人，所以你不能很物質或喜歡談錢，但是他們又很現實，所以你不能一文不名，各方面也必須有一定的實力。物質與精神，你必須平衡的剛剛好，才讓他們覺得你值 得去愛。或者，你有足夠的神秘感，可以讓他們不知道你的缺點在哪裡，而盲目的愛你。一般，當然是沒有完美無缺的人的，所以，可能像金牛座這樣永遠會讓射手 感覺捉摸不透的悶悶的人，會非常吸引他們；或者象雙子那樣，足夠機智，懂得察言觀色，捕捉他們的情緒，才會讓他們感覺到愛情的甜蜜。

一般射手的感情模式 是，

第一階段，你們還不熟悉，他（她）愛上了你，非常熱情。

第二階段，你們逐漸熟悉，而他（她）開始龜毛，整天挑剔你的毛病，無論是背地裡還是當面。

如果 你有幸通過他（她）的挑剔過程，基本挑剔出的毛病為零或者你把缺點保密的非常好；那麼進入第三階段，他們就又是忠誠和熱情的愛人了。但是基本能通過第二階 段的人非常少，所以有了射手多情一說。其實射手對戀人的挑剔，是源於對愛情的挑剔，對喪失自由感的恐懼。 射手座人的人生，往往是幸運的，因為他們是聰慧的、明朗的、通透的。與眾不同，也許是他們終生追求的夢想，希望每一個射手人，可以找到他們的夢想！ 人人都說射手座是感情的騙子，對愛情不尊重，只追求片刻的快感，是花心與沖滿慾望的象徵。朋友們…你們瞭解射手座最真實的一面嗎？ 射手座是大孩子，天真與善良，遇到愛情時，可能讓人感覺不認真，付出的比誰都少。可是，知道嗎？射手座很想愛，卻也很怕愛！剛開始他們只是慢慢的付出，謹 慎的愛，好怕自己會受傷。可是在一句一句的愛，一天一天的相處下，射手座把帶刺的防備丟掉，開始不顧一切的去愛他們所愛的人，在別人眼中，只是射手座為了 達到某種目的而作的行動。可射手座不介意，他會在自己幸福的想像中陶醉，希望對方能感受自己的愛，想對方覺得與自己一齊是幸福的。 在射手座愛上了一個人，他會把自己放到最後。有苦自己承擔，可能會因為吵了一場小架而不開心，卻也是最快認錯，無論誰的錯，他們都會包容，知道嗎？射手座 會因為深愛一個人而原諒他的背叛，會因為你的一句話付出很多。他們愛玩，在玩的同時，也希望把那一份好心情帶給你，射手座是樂觀的。人們總覺得射手座的世界很快樂，可是呢？射手座難過時沒有人知道，他不想讓別人可憐自己，射手座不堅強，可是很善良。在你難過時哄你開心，讓你有依靠，分 手後，他會哭者去想屬於你們倆幸福的回憶，也不想愛的人因為同情而勉強和他一齊。他比誰都希望自己愛的人快樂幸福，卻常常忽略了自己，全身都是傷也笑著告 訴你，我很好不用擔心。在所有人看到他的笑容以為他沒事，卻不知道失戀對射手座有多大傷害，華麗的外表下有一顆脆弱的需要別人瞭解和安慰的心。知道嘛？你的一點關心，心思細 膩的射手座會記得你對他的好，把自己的愛毫無保留的送給你，射手座是不被瞭解的，可他們不會怨誰。他們會傻傻的認為，讓我承擔吧，別讓別人也受到傷害。

所以，不要讓快樂的射手座痛苦，別讓他們最有魅力的笑容成為掩飾痛苦的偽裝，認真愛射手座。你會知道射手座的愛，是充滿淚水的...

1.誤會； 2.釘子； 3.且慢下手； 4. 寬大

1.誤會 : 早年在美國阿拉斯加地方，有一對年輕人結婚，婚後生育， 他的太太因難產而死，遺下一孩子。 他忙生活，又忙於看家，因沒有人幫忙看孩子，就訓練一隻狗， 那狗聰明聽話，能照顧小孩，咬著奶瓶餵奶給孩子喝，撫養孩子。 有一天，主人出門去了，叫牠照顧孩子。 他到了別的鄉村，因遇大雪，當日不能回來。 第二天才趕回家，狗立即聞聲出來迎接主人。他把房門開一看，到處是血， 抬頭一望，床上也是血，孩子不見了，狗在身邊，滿口也是血， 主人發現這種情形，以為狗性發作，把孩子吃掉了， 大怒之下，拿起刀來向著狗頭一劈，把狗殺死了。 之後，忽然聽到孩子的聲音，又見他從床下爬了出來， 於是抱起孩子；雖然身上有血，但並未受傷。 他很奇怪，不知究竟是怎麼一回事，再看看狗身， 腿上的肉沒有了，旁邊有一隻狼，口裡還咬著狗的肉； 狗救了小主人，卻被主人誤殺了，這真是天下最令人驚奇的誤會。 註：誤會的事，是人往往在不瞭解、無理智、無耐心、缺少思考、 未能多方體諒對方，反省自己，感情極為衝動的情況之下所發生。 誤會一開始，即一直只想到對方的千錯萬錯；因此，會使誤會越陷越深， 弄到不可收拾的地步，人對無知的動物小狗發生誤會， 尚且會有如此可怕嚴重的後果，這樣人與人之間的誤會，則其後果更是難以想像。 2.釘子 : 有一個男孩有著很壞的脾氣，於是他的父親就給了他一袋釘子； 並且告訴他，每當他發脾氣的時候就釘一根釘子在後院的圍籬上。 第一天，這個男孩釘下了37 根釘子。慢慢地每天釘下的數量減少了。 他發現控制自己的脾氣要比釘下那些釘子來得容易些。 終於有一天這個男孩再也不會失去耐性亂發脾氣，他告訴他的父親這件事， 父親告訴他，現在開始每當他能控制自己的脾氣的時候，就拔出一根釘子。 一天天地過去了，最後男孩告訴他的父親，他終於把所有釘子都拔出來了。 父親握著他的手來到後院說：你做得很好，我的好孩子。 但是看看那些圍籬上的洞，這些圍籬將永遠不能回復成從前。 你生氣的時候說的話將像這些釘子一樣留下疤痕。 如果你拿刀子捅別人一刀，不管你說了多少次對不起，那個傷口將永遠存在。 話語的傷痛就像真實的傷痛一樣令人無法承受。 註：人與人之間常常因為一些彼此無法釋懷的堅持，而造成永遠的傷害。 如果我們都能從自己做起，開始寬容地看待他人， 相信你（妳）一定能收到許多意想不到的結果..... 幫別人開啟一扇窗， 也就是讓自己看到更完整的天空 .... 3.且慢下手 大多數的同仁都很興奮，因為單位裡調來一位新主管，據說是個能人，專門被派來 整頓業務；可是日一天天過去，新主管卻毫無作為，每天彬彬有禮進辦公室， 便躲在裡面難得出門，那些本來緊張得要死的壞份子，現在反而更猖獗了。 「他那裡是個能人嘛！根本是個老好人，比以前的主管更容易唬！」 四個月過去，就在真正努力為新主管感到失望時， 新主管卻發威了－－壞份子一律開革，能人則獲得晉昇。 下手之快，斷事之準，與四月表現保守的他，簡直像是全然換個人。 年終聚餐時，新主管在酒過三巡之後致詞： 「相信大家對我新到任期間的表現，和後來的大刀闊斧，一定感到不解， 現在聽我說個故事，各位就明白了：「我有位朋友，買了棟帶著大院的房子， 他一搬進去，就將那院子全面整頓，雜草樹一律清除，改種自己新買的花卉， 某日原先的屋主往訪，進門大吃一驚的問：『那最名貴的牡丹哪裡去了？』 我這位朋友才發現，他竟然把牡丹當草給剷了。 後來他又買了一棟房子，雖然院子更是雜亂，他卻是按兵不動， 果然冬天以為是雜樹的植物，春天裡開了繁花； 春天以為是野草的，夏天裡成了錦蔟；半年都沒有動靜的小樹，秋天居然紅了葉。 直到暮秋，它才真正認清哪些是無用的植物， 而大力剷除，並使所有珍貴的草木得以保存。」說到這兒，主管舉起杯來： 「讓我敬在座的每一位，因為如果這辦公室是個花園，你們就都是其間的珍木， 珍木不可能一年到頭開花結果，只有經過長期的觀察才認得出啊！ 4.寬大 : 這是一個甫自越戰歸來的士兵的故事。 他從舊金山打電話給他的父母，告訴他們：「爸媽，我回來了，可是我有個不情之請。 我想帶一個朋友同我一起回家。」「當然好啊！」他們回答「我們會很高興見到的。」 不過兒子又繼續下去「可是有件事我想先告訴你們，他在越戰裡受了重傷， 少了一條胳臂和一隻腳，他現在走投無路，我想請他回來和我們一起生活。」 「兒子，我很遺撼，不過或許我們可以幫他找個安身之處。」 父親又接著說「兒子，你不知道自己在說些什麼。 像他這樣殘障的人會對我們的生活造成很大的負擔。 我們還有自己的生活要過，不能就讓他這樣破壞了。 我建議你先回家然後忘了他，他會找到自己的一片天空的。」 就在此時卻l掛上了電話，他的父母再也沒有他的消息了。 幾天後，這對父母接到了來自舊金山警局的電話， 告訴他們親愛的兒子已經墜樓身亡了。警方相信這只是單純的自殺案件。 於是他們傷心欲絕地飛往舊金山，並在警方帶領之下到停屍間去辨認兒子的遺體。 那的確是他們的兒子沒錯，但驚訝的是兒子居然，只有一條胳臂和一條腿。 故事中的父母就和我們大多數人一樣。 要去喜愛面貌姣好或談吐風趣的人很容易， 但是要喜歡那些造成我們不便和不快的人卻太難了。 我們總是寧願和那些不如我們健康，美麗或聰明的人保持距離。 然而有些人卻不會對我們如此殘酷。 他們會無怨無悔地愛我們，不論我們多麼糟總是願意接納我們。 今晚在你入睡之前，請試著去接納他人， 不論他們是怎麼樣的人；請用心去了解那些不同於我們的人。 每個人的心裡都藏著一種神奇的東西稱為「友情」， 你不知道它究竟是如何發生何時發生，但你卻知道它總會帶給我們特殊的禮物。 朋友就像是稀奇的寶物。他們帶來歡笑，激勵我們成功。 他們傾聽我們內心的話，與我們分享每一句讚美。 他們的心房永遠為我們而敞開。現在就告訴你的朋友你有多在乎他們。 Error! Filename not specified. 把這篇文章轉寄給所有你認為是朋友的人。 如果這篇文章又回來了，你將知道你擁有了一輩子的朋友。 試想：朋友，您一路看下來之後；一定有很深的感觸吧。 那麼，在對別人有所決定與判斷之前，首先，請想想這是否是一個「誤會」， 然後，請考慮您是否一定要釘下這個「 釘子」， 如果可以的話，請「且慢下手 」。 因為，當您對別人「寬大」之時，即是對您自己寬大。

Found this interesting post over L4D Blog:

Now Hiring!
May 19, 2009 - Zoid

It's been an interesting week for us here on the Left 4 Dead team. This Monday, for instance, somebody accidentally told Robin Walker he had the power to fire people. In other interesting news, the Left 4 Dead team has all been fired.

Lucky for me, Robin's fired everyone at alphabetical order, and doesn't seem to realize there's a letter after "Y". (Don't tell him.) . Since then it's been pretty quiet. Every hour or so Robin gets on a horse and chases some Greek kid around.

So for now I'm safe, and trying to reassemble the team. Without anyone else to help, I just have this crossword puzzle created by the fine folks at tf2maps.net. So this will have to work as a job application. If you can get this done, that probably means you can spell, which is a good start.


























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Nice blog entry by Mak =D

~什么叫老公？~

老公，就是那个怕你工资餐带的不够，又悄悄往饭盒里添菜的“坏男人”；?

老公，就是那个将你吃剩的饭菜像垃圾一样倒进他碗里，而他像小猪一样吃的欢天喜地的“傻男人”；?

老公，就是那个白天吵架不理你，而半夜替你拉好踢开的被角的“小气男人”；?

老公，就是那个钱包里还剩300大洋，却全力劝你买下你看上那件700大洋的衣服，帮你刷卡却顾不得给自己买条领带的“笨男人”；?

老公，就是那个你偷懒和他撒娇，要他帮你倒洗脚水明知中计还乐不可滋的“可爱男人”；?

老公，就是那个冬天怕你脚冷，而将你的一双没有洗的脚紧紧抱在坏里的那个不怕臭的男人，简称“臭男人”?

老公，就是吃了你放多了盐和辣椒的菜一边擦鼻涕一边猛喝茶，还不忘流着泪摇头晃脑的说“老婆做的菜真好吃”的“可怜男人”；?

老公，就是那个星期六早晨你睡眼蒙胧去卫生间，他突然从门后跳出来抱你把你吓一跳的“可恨男人”；?

老公，就是你那个“好朋友”来时，默默为你泡好红糖水，帮你买卫生巾怕被熟人看见匆忙间抓错东西抱头鼠窜回来挨骂的“倒霉男人”；?

老公，就是那个陪你吃饭，陪你逛街，陪你回家，过马路紧紧牵着你小手的?

老公，就是那个下雨时将自己外套脱下，用胳膊为你挡风遮雨自己一身湿的“大男人”；?

女人，记住：老公就是那个不让你吃亏的男人

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白羊座--Aries
妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊：“穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！”
有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说：“今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！”
妈妈生气地说：“不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！”
羊羊骄傲地说：“可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！”
（勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）

金牛座--Taurus
卖瓜小贩：“快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！”
饥渴的牛牛：“哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！”
（持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）

双子座--Gemini
妈妈叫双双起床：“快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！”
双双说：“公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！”
（自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）

巨蟹座--Cancer
公车上，蟹蟹说：“今晚我要和妈妈睡！”
妈妈问道：“你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？”
蟹蟹不假思索：“嗯！”
妈妈又问：“那你媳妇怎么办？”
蟹蟹想了半天，说：“好办，让她跟爸爸睡！”
妈妈：“！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—”
再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！
（恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）

狮子座--Leo
狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问：“我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？”
众人听了脸色大变。
接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说：“奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！”
众人晕的晕，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）

处女座--Virgo
处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。
爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说：“婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。”
处处：“那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？”
（好奇心强又追求完美的处女）

天秤座--Libra
父亲对天天说：“今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。”
天天却回答：“爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！”
（聪明、权衡利弊的天平）

天蠍座--Scorpio
蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说：“好吧，你不出去我出去！
”边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说：“哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！”
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）

射手座--Sagittarius
射射：“爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？”
爸爸：“因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。”
射射：……（疑惑中）
射射：“那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？”
爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……
（喜欢思考的射手）

摩羯座--Capricorn
一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。
妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说：“下雨了，快往前跑阿！”
羯羯慢条斯理地问：“那前面就不下雨喽！？”
（明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）

水瓶座--Aquarius
瓶瓶问妈妈：“问什么称蒋先生为『先人』？”
妈妈说：“因为‘先人’是对死去的人的称呼。”
瓶瓶说：“那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』？”
（天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）

双鱼座--Pisces
爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。
听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问：“哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？”
（富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam was having trouble with one of her students.

The teacher asked,"Boy, what is your problem?"

Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

Ms. Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.

Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Boy: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms. Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."

Ms. Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms. Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy, after a moment "Legs."

Ms. Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Ms. Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms. Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms. Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...

Boy: Shake hands

Ms. Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms. Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms. Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms. Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms. Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms. Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use your hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms. Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms. Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love ?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to the university, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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I wanna be Mr. B

There has been a couple of sleepless nights, not that I wanted to stay awake or what, it's just that thoughts came running in and the thinking process continued...

Many things would be possible with the "if only" element added in, yet to think of that is such a waste of time as time can't be brought back. So planning has to be done, for the benefit of better moving on.

Is education important?

A question to myself and answer to it is: It is important yet not everything will be able to be learned thru' the process. It may be important to what parents say, future prospects, etc. If it's not sth you like, you may not benefit from this learning. By knowing what you want is more important. This way, you will find reasons to seek the knowledge to obtain what you want, the right way of cos'.

Right now, I am just going thru' the process. Hope that I can pass thru' this period and then, to focus on what I want.

There are so many things out there that I want. For example, I want a house that has the facilities I desire. So many facilities; large living room, well-decorated rooms and relax corners, mini bar table, kitchen to dining room link (the serving area that I'm talking about). They are so good to have.

The question is:

How?

By working hard at work? Nah, wun be able to get it... Gotta learn ways and techniques to gain more resources so I can achieve these. By working on the "how" to plan my path is important. I would list my essential luxury items so I can work towards it~~ ^^ Yep, that will be a fine goal to achieve, so that everyone can enjoy the fruits of effort.

Eventually, this is everyone's goal:

To be able to be free - as in total freedom.

That will be so amazing if I achieve it. It's a goal~~ Takes ideas to form and efforts to realise.

Family - They meant so much so much to me that I couldn't put it off my mind for just a moment. The last 2 sems I din work hard but for time to come, I gotta put in more effort, at least I won't regret it when it's complete. Haiz... A sigh to express the feeling right now, countless thought process that will go thru' again, combination of factors that says it's not meaningless to think about them. Only thing to do is to find more motivation to move and seek more opportunities, and to be successful so that we can all savour the fruits of labour~~

Brothers of my life:

1. Justin
2. Keong
3. Champs
4. Aaron
5. Weng Wei
6. Dawcious
7. Vincent
8. and many many others

I hope you guys will continue to take me as brother and we shall be forever! =)

Xi Wang Tian Kong Jiang Yong Yuan Shi Lan Se De....

Recently I read this mail by my senior,

Your life is made up of 90% and other 10%. What's that? I went on to the next slide...

90% of your life is made up of things you have no control at all~~

Rest 10%, it is what you have control. You take charge of what you do, what you can achieve, by determining what you want / desire~~

Example (shown in mail):

You woke up as per usual, changed to your meeting attire and went to the living room downstairs for breakfast. Your wife went ahead to wake your 10-year-old daughter, while you enjoy your breakfast~~

Minutes later, your daughter hurried down to grab the sandwiches. Due to her being rushy, she knocked over your black coffee. "Damn! Look what you have done!" You shouted at your daughter and ran up angrily for a change of attire. Your daughter felt hurt and cried. She missed her bus and needs a ride from you since your wife already left for work earlier after waking your daughter up.

You sent your kid to work but you were late for the important meeting, and your board of directors were so displeased with your sense of urgency. Everything that day went so wrong~~

Your daughter stop talking to you as often and your wife quarrelled with you for being so harsh to your daughter...

So, what if~~~ Just a little difference you make will change the situation or not.

When your daughter knocked off your coffee, instead of yelling at her, you speak softly to her, "It's okay sweetie, Daddy will just have to change up." She calms down and hurries for school while waving goodbye to you. You make a change and gets in time for your meeting.

As mentioned in my buddy's msn personal message,

"Let's begin the day with a positive mindset. Smile!"

Yes, just stay positive and the warmth of yours reaches far and wide, don't you feel the same too? =)

It's been a long while since I last wrote anything, was posting so many nice stuffs from youtube. Yah, it's due to study stress. More like stress I am giving to myself.

I'm saying that cos this sem I am so terrible, totally lost motivation to study hard. Most of the stuffs I studied I turned blank at the exams. How I am wondering to get myself thru... Hopefully I can get a pass bah, have to wait for the results.

Good thing is I am having such a long weekend break after exams, which is totally heaven to me XD Enjoying what I am doing for break, relaxing and watching nice stuffs and dramas I had to forgo during exams. Not bad catching up to them as I can watch all those in one go, sweet~~!

Didi's still at Thailand training and I just hope it will be safe and he will come back soon. It's a long wait even though he will be back in a week. Praying for his safety~~

Think after some thoughts, I do know what's my priority currently so I will be focusing to it and most probably it only. Clear my degree and strive a good career before anything. To me, Family is the most important and will always be the most important of my life. Thanks for everything I have in my life and I will cherish them, give them whatever I can, hopefully. Haha~~

All the best to all my friends studying hard and friends striving for their priority in their lives too~~~ All of you people are unique and special to my life. I have certainly gained a little something when you guys entered my life. Stay happy my friends!

1 more day to relax, hahaha~~